Star Wars Thirtieth Anniversary Box Set

Collectible Tin with holofoil artwork by Drew Struzan

* George Lucas Dildo (Special Edition)

"This is the original conception of my penis, how I wanted to present it in 1977. The digital revolution has allowed me to finish what I always envisioned as an incomplete work. ILM's state-of-the-art facilities scanned my penis and made a digital model of it in a computer. This model was lengthened and given an increased girth and greater texture. Now every fan can truly experience sucking my dick or being fucked up the ass by me."
George Lucas

* Exclusive DVD-ROM Content

* * Web Link to "Star Wars Online Merchandise" Site

"For years, fans have been clamoring for a better way to pay Lucasfilm. George has always considered the DVD and licensing business to be sufficient, but I knew fans wanted more. At last, he has been convinced to launch this special, limited-time-only web site for fans who purchase the Thirtieth Anniversary Box Set. On this site, you will find a form to enter your credit card number, billing information, and the amount you wish to pay. These funds will be received immediately by Lucasfilm. Best of all, there is no limit to the amount you can pay!"
Rick McCallum

* * Star Wars logo in high quality GIF format

* * HTML (may not render in all browsers; IE 6.1 and Windows XP Service Pack 2 required)

* Coupon for $1 off Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace ~ 3D Edition

Not included: Star Wars films